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Originals: Summer of Cinema - May 2005

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Welcome to the Summer of Cinema 2005 Entertainmentopia’s definitive summer movie season preview. Three years ago we started this feature with the hopes of giving people a preview of the movies coming out this summer. As the “summer movie season” seems to start earlier and earlier every year we continue to bulk up our coverage. In 2002, the first year of this feature, we featured 10 movies, this year we’re planning on nearly 40, so as the season progresses; you needn’t look any further for information.

This year we’re breaking things down a bit differently. In previous incarnations the editors had split the summer in two halves and picked roughly eight films per half. This year, due to the drastic increase in coverage, Entertainmentopia is breaking down the summer by months (i.e. April, May, June, etc.). The plan is to launch the upcoming month’s previews the last week in the preceding month.

For those new to Entertainmentopia, or those with a short memory, here’s how it works. Each movie will be broken down into three sections:

  • Cool – What aspects of the movie look awesome so far, and what are the main drawing points for getting us to drop our money and put our butts in a seat.
  • Suck – The aspects that are less than intriguing, in fact, they may be the very downfall of the film. This could stem from a director’s previous work, actor’s previous films, or a general disregard for good movie making.
  • Projected Rating – Based on all the available information, what do we think the movie will get based on Entertainmentopia’s rating system? Mind you this is based purely on written facts and not any preview material.

NOTE: Please be aware that all information in this article is based on personal opinion of the characters, actors, directors, and studios. Nothing should be taken to heart as our final opinion on the movie; this is merely a way to gauge our feelings on the film before it is released. At the end of the summer season look for a reflection of all the movies previewed and how our final grades compared to our projected ratings.

May 2005

Kicking and Screaming

Release Date: May 13, 2005
Studio: Universal Pictures (NBC Universal)
Director: Jesse Dylan
Producers: Jimmy Miller, Charles Roven
Starring: Will Ferrell, Robert Duvall, Kate Walsh, Mike Ditka, Musetta Vander

Cool: There’s no denying that Will Farrell is a funny guy. From his time on Saturday Night Live to early movies like A Night at the Roxbury and Zoolander, the guy is funny in nearly every role he’s in. Who really knows if the “Cowbell” skit would have been as funny had Horatio Sanz or Jimmy Fallon been the one knocking away on it rather than Farrell? If anyone can pull out a cliché looking movie like this (see below), it's Farrell.

Suck: Kicking and Screaming is just one of the film’s Will Farrell is in this summer (with the culmination being Bewitched in July) and it looks like the weakest one. For starters the movie come across as a hodgepodge of a feel good kids movie coupled with the cliché storylines of “father who learns about himself” and “sports aren’t everything, but the team of losers finally wins.” We’ve seen these types of movies all over the place and, frankly, its time for Hollywood to stop. We really want to see a Will Farrell like we did in Old School, one who gets away with anything and becomes one of the most quoted characters in movie history (“I’ll do one!”). I think we’d be better off putting this one off and waiting for something much better with a sharper edge to it.

Projected Rating: C-

Unleashed

Release Date: May 13, 2005
Studio: Rogue Pictures (Focus Features)
Director: Louis Leterrier 
Producers: Luc Besson, Steve Chasman, Pierre-Ange Le Pogam
Starring: Jet Li, Morgan Freeman, Bob Hoskins, Kerry Condon, Andy Beckwith

Cool: Jet Li kicking serious ass. What else can you say about a film where the martial artist lays the smack down in the persona of a man, treated like a dog, and trained to kill? Jet Li has some serious skills, and while he lacks the comedic quality of Jackie Chan, the Romeo Must Die star has the skills. Unleashed looks “interesting,” especially the premise of Li being a “human-dog” trained to kill by his owner, only to be thrown into the real world where he must forget about this past. While the plot seems vaguely familiar for nearly half-a-dozen other films boasting the same storyline, the star power associated with this one could lead it to the winner’s circle, but it definitely won’t beat out a Will Farrell vehicle.

Suck: This movie has been waiting around for a while. I remember seeing trailers and reading articles about it years ago which leads me to believe there’s been some serious reworking over that time. The film doesn’t come to the theaters light in the star department with both Morgan Freeman and Li capable of supporting it themselves but the smell of stagnation and the aura of Guy Ritchie-copycat-film-school reek from the trailers and promotional material. It remains to be seen just how much of the original script is left intact, or if it was any good in the first place, but we’ll see this month.

Projected Rating: C

Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Release Date: May 19, 2005
Studio: 20th Century FOX (News Corp.)/Lucasfilm, Ltd.
Director: George Lucas
Producers: Rick McCallum 
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, Ian McDiarmid, Samuel L. Jackson  

Cool: Having not seen Episode I and Episode II until a few months ago I prepared for the worst based on the buzz created by the two over the last six years. Episode I had its moments, but was mostly and underwhelming launch pad for Episode II and Episode III. Early pre-release buzz pegs Revenge of teh Sith as a film finally living up to that of the original trilogy and the darker tone (as shown in the trailers and press material) will have the fan-boys grabbing for handfuls of tissues as Darth Vader returns to the big screen for the first time since the Special Editions. There’s quite a bit to look forward to, even for causal fans of the series. The bridging of the gab between Episodes III and A New Hope will be interesting to see and the ability to finally link the two trilogies will undoubtedly satisfy many fantasies. If anything the movie will finally provide some conclusions for people who bleed Star Wars. Regardless of my personal opinions about the series and its status against Star Trek, everyone will see this one eventually with Lucas making tons of money on the deal.

Suck: I have to play Devil’s Advocate here people, and no, it’s not a pinball game. The last two movies have plain sucked when compared to the original trilogy. I’d take the craptacular Ewoks over the wooden acting of Hayden Christensen and his total lack of chemistry with Natalie Portman. There just isn’t a whole lot to like about Episodes I and II besides their setting up of the events for Episode III. I’m sure the droves of emails I’m going to receive based purely on those last few sentences will solidify my point that Star Wars fanatics really do have to get a life. I’m a die hard Trekker, but sometimes fans from both series over do it and we’re left in an awkward situation not unlike a recent Robot Chicken sketch. However, that is beside the point, as Episode III is posed to culminate the limp trilogy with a powerful climax. I’m just hoping it doesn’t blow it early and limp to the finish line with endless crying and retrospective on the characters. We know who dies, we know who lives, and we know who is born. Shock and awe us George, don’t make us reach for the Kleenex.

Projected Rating: B

The Longest Yard (2005)

Release Date: May 27, 2005
Studio: Paramount Pictures (Viacom)
Director: Peter Segal
Producers: Adam Sandler, Jack Giarruputo, Jack Giarraputo 
Starring: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds, William Fichtner, James Cromwell

Cool: Adam Sandler and Chris Rock…together…in a movie remake of a film that originally starred Burt Reynolds…and stars him again? Sign me up for that. Or so it would seem from the buzz surrounding this upcoming SNL alumni team up as two of the funniest actors to come off that show finally make a movie together. Sure it’s a sports film, but now their in prison and are forced to play against the prison guards. Add in the zany humor of Sandler, the racial undertones of Rock, and a cast of funny people prepared to make us laugh and I’ll take a ticket please…or not.

Suck: Another remake? I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, Hollywood is getting so obscure in these remakes that I’m not even sure they are remakes until I do my research about the release. I didn’t know there was another film of the same name and premise starring Burt Reynolds, did any of you under 25 know? This time around the film looks to have a much stronger cast, especially in the informed pairing of Adam Sandler and Chris Rock, but the stench of Little Nicky and Down to Earth have yet to subside over their respective careers and usually when we get a huge comedic team-up the results have been lukewarm. The story isn’t going to help the film out too much, another of the “team of losers overcomes adversity and wins” variety, only this time the team is in prison, and they have Nelly! Watch me wet myself. Finally, the trailer isn’t helping the cause by blowing, seemingly, the best sequence of the film (Sandler’s drunken car chase), but we’ll see how things go in a few weeks time.

Projected Rating: B-

Madagascar

Release Date: May 27, 2005
Studio: DreamWorks Animation (DreamWorks SKG)
Directors: Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath, Conrad Vernon
Producers: Mireille Soria, Karey Kirkpatrick
Starring: Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer, Andy Richter, Cedric the Entertainer, Sacha Baron Cohen, Chris Knights, Tom McGrath 

Cool: From the studio that brought us Shrek and Shrek 2, now we get Madagascar the story of four zoo animals transplanted to the jungle only to be the fish out of water. Regardless of how cliché (May’s word of the month) the story will be when it comes together the added dosage of pop culture references, gross-out humor, and penguins will keep us entertained for the film’s running time. How long it will last in our minds remains to be seen, but at least we’ll be laughing this month, and today in general with both The Longest Yard and this film popping up on the silver screen.

Suck: The awe has finally worn off of computer generated films and now the studios are faced with making films with quality stories and keeping up the high production values we’ve seen from Pixar and PDI since their inception. Madagascar, coming to us from DreamWorks PDI and the newly public DreamWorks Animation has some big, green shoes to fill when compared to the likes of its predecessor. Shrek, and the writing team behind it, really had the knack for finding pop culture references and nailing them into your head in a very funny, and sometimes subtle way. So far Madagascar looks to have the same blood running through its veins, and I’d really like to think the film will be one of the biggest of the year after the successful Robots in March. For those who never tire of Chris Rock (me being one of them) this is his second film opening today. I can’t really find anything to bitch about here, it looks like The Incredibles and Shrek where the gross-out jokes coupled with more sophisticated “adult” humor will keep young and old entertained.

Projected Rating: B+

Look for future months of Summer of Cinema to debut the last week in the preceding month. June 2005's films will be online May 27th, so check back soon for more coverage at Entertainmentopia.

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